Beach, You Crazy! | Oceanfront 2BR Condo • Steps to Beach & Pier - Vacation rental home in Carolina Beach, NC

Welcome to Beach, You Crazy! – a brand-new, oceanfront 2-bedroom, 2-bath condo with impressive vistas and unbeatable location. Just steps from direct beach access and a lively pier with a tiki bar, this is your ideal beach escape!

???? Sleep Comfortably
• Primary bedroom: King bed + en-suite bathroom w/ stone walk-in shower
• Second bedroom: Queen bed + hallway bathroom w/ full tub

????️ Cook & Dine
Appreciate a completely equipped kitchen with a roomy island – ideal for meal prep or happy hour.

☀️ Unwind & Unwind
• Private balcony overlooking the heated pool and hot tub
• Bright, modern interiors with space to chill and recharge

????‍♀️ Prime Location
• Steps to the beach access
• Walk to the pier + tiki bar
• 2 reserved parking spots supplied

​​​​​​​Whether you're sipping drinks at sunset, appreciating a pool day, or walking to the pier for live music and drinks, Beach, You Crazy! has everything you need for the ultimate coastal hideaway.

???? Cleaning Fee & Essentials
The cleaning fee includes towels and linens for your stay. However, please remember to bring your own beach/pool towels.
We provide a few starter items, but you may want to pack or pick up the following:
Recommended Items to Bring:
Bath soaps, shampoo, conditioner
Toothpaste
Toilet paper
Paper towels
Laundry & dishwasher detergent
Garbage bags
Clothes hangers
Suntan lotion/sunblock
Condiments/seasonings
Beach/pool towels

⚠️ Important: A 5% processing fee (calculated from your total reservation amount) is non-returnable after booking.

???? Condo Rules
Primary renter must be 25 years or older
No smoking inside or on the premises
No family pets allowed

????️ Local Attractions & Things to Do
???? Carolina Beach Boardwalk
Savor local stores, amusement rides (seasonal), live music, and the famed Britt's Donuts ????.
???? Carolina Beach State Park
Hike spectacular trails, fish, or visit the only native Venus flytrap habitat in the U.S.
???? Fort Fisher Historic Site & Aquarium
Tour a Civil War-era fort and visit the aquarium featuring sharks, sea turtles, and a touch tank.
???? Kure Beach Fishing Pier
One of the oldest piers on the East Coast—ideal for fishing or a calming ocean walk.
⛵ Island Hopping & Boat Tours
Take a ferry to Southport, rent a kayak, or book a sunset cruise for an memorable water adventure.
???? Local Breweries & Eateries
Try craft brews at Good Hops Brewing or savor fresh seafood at Michael's Seafood Restaurant ????.
???? Live Music & Events
Catch local festivals, beach concerts, and summer fireworks shows.
????️ Shopping & Souvenirs
Explore striking beach stores and coastal stores for one-of-a-kind keepsakes.
???? Outdoor Adventures
Rent bicycles, take surf lessons, or paddleboard along the breathtaking coastline.
???? Wilmington Day Trip – 30 Minutes Away
Discover the historic riverwalk, tour the USS North Carolina Battleship, or discover downtown Wilmington.